Blue screen of death

My life won't reset! Oh, Blue Screen of Death has come for me. It holds me tight and won't let go.

Load Windows, enter. Load Optimism, enter. Load Hope, enter. Restart... error!

The number to tech support has long ago been disconnected. My model is out of date and obsolete.

Delete all, reformat. Load point of view, enter. Load viral deceit protection, enter. Load belief drivers, enter. Restart... error!

My life won't reset. All the pieces work. all the components are there. But it won't restart. It looks like it'll be nothing more than a paperweight at this point.

Copy paste lines of code from one section to another. Patch algorithms on top of each other. Reallocate memory blocks manually. Disable all outside ports to the network. Reset modem, reassign password. Restart... Error!!

I'm lost. I give up. My life won't reset. I didn't have a backup. Not even an old image file to reload. I can't go back to a previous set date because I don't know when it went wrong. I want to cry but I don't have the drivers loaded for that. So I laugh and LOL!!! I'm too broken to even be broken.

My phone beeps, it's a message. From the developer? Who? What?

"Cast Your Love upon the waters of the pond and I shall make it an ocean. So that you may know a larger bounty from which to catch. So vast no storm corners you and you'll always believe a way to calmer seas. So deep that your sorrows will never force you to run aground. The sun to show you warm at day and the stars to show you the way at night. You are most in communion when you are most alone. Cast.."

Damn spam call! Delete.

My life won't reset. Error