Where are you? Or Highlander: The Lore Master
Original post 5/15/17
Silently put out your arms for 48 hours. If no one answers your request you live in my city. Don't ask me who the mayor is. I know I didn't vote for him.
Put your arms out for 2 weeks. If no one answers your request then you live in my neighborhood. Welcome, there's a neighborhood watch. You should sign up for it, we've been having trouble in the neighborhood.
Arms out for 2 months and no answers to your request. Then you live on my block. Please don't have late-night parties without inviting your neighbors. We tend to hate that.
Ah, I think I lost the Poetry track somewhere, watch where you step.
Okay you know where I'm going with this. 2 years no answer. Make sure you get milk on the way home. Nice seeing you again roomie. You're late with your half of the rent!
X + 2 = (OMG I knew algebra would come in handy!) I should divorce you for abandoning me. Where have you been! Probably out at that other neighborhood. With that pretty boy. Mr. 2 minute answer.
Okay, I know for sure this might not be a poem. Has anyone seen the Lore Master?
Arms to Infinity, then you are me! There can be only one Highlander! I shall take your head and become more POWERFUL!!! (Insert maniacal World domination laugh!!) The Quickening is soon....
Is this a poem? I don't know. Where's the Lore Master!, (now when I don't want him he's all over this place.)what say you?!
Silently put out your arms for 48 hours. If no one answers your request you live in my city. Don't ask me who the mayor is. I know I didn't vote for him.
Put your arms out for 2 weeks. If no one answers your request then you live in my neighborhood. Welcome, there's a neighborhood watch. You should sign up for it, we've been having trouble in the neighborhood.
Arms out for 2 months and no answers to your request. Then you live on my block. Please don't have late-night parties without inviting your neighbors. We tend to hate that.
Ah, I think I lost the Poetry track somewhere, watch where you step.
Okay you know where I'm going with this. 2 years no answer. Make sure you get milk on the way home. Nice seeing you again roomie. You're late with your half of the rent!
X + 2 = (OMG I knew algebra would come in handy!) I should divorce you for abandoning me. Where have you been! Probably out at that other neighborhood. With that pretty boy. Mr. 2 minute answer.
Okay, I know for sure this might not be a poem. Has anyone seen the Lore Master?
Arms to Infinity, then you are me! There can be only one Highlander! I shall take your head and become more POWERFUL!!! (Insert maniacal World domination laugh!!) The Quickening is soon....
Is this a poem? I don't know. Where's the Lore Master!, (now when I don't want him he's all over this place.)what say you?!
justifiably insanely brilliant! I don't have a clue
ReplyDeletewhat it's about but I loved it. I do know who the Highlander is, however.
And I probably love it cause...y'know....I'm justifiable .....ha! V
It's kind of a long story a two-sided story. It involves being alone and having someone comment that your writing isn't their opinion poetry.
ReplyDeleteSince the individual wanted to play like he was the Lord of poetry I nicknamed him loremaster. LOL