The Opera of a fight

The Opera of a fight

 

When I got into writing lyrics for music that the AI would then compose and perform for me. Because I don’t prompt AI to write my words, only my music. Sometimes I feel like I’m trapping it to do my bidding! LOL This is maybe why I don’t have friends. 

My devious side just thought, could I truly push the AI to its limits? I mean I don’t let it have control on what it says after all. I rule with an IRON FIST! With a soft cotton cover! To this end with my twisted mind, I started to write uncommon lyrics for uncommon genres that you would normally never stick together. Then Marching into the room the AI is locked in and throwing down the gauntlet! Here!, my minion! Write upon this and seek my benevolence! Yeah, I’m sure this is why I don’t have friends…

I started writing operas. But first I started with a church song and thought to myself, what does it sound like if a choir went into all the pomp and ceremony of singing a song about kicking someone's butt! So, the first song I wrote was how I'm about to kick somebody's butt. And yes, I had to tell it butt cuz it wouldn’t say ass. But it would say fuck! To this day I'm still giggling over that one. 

Because the AI didn’t slack off. It committed wholeheartedly. Mainly because it didn't know just how retarded my sense of humor is. But maybe it did… After all it does see Tic Toc. After hearing it I almost went to a podium and told the church members a page to turn to. But the good folks down at 1st Baptist church of 

God and Christ, had the good sense to lock the door when they saw me coming. It would seem they still hold a grudge from the last time… 

And of course, as no one was around to take the keyboard out of my hands. I next wrote my first operatic song. It was called “Throwing Hands”. I just thought about the fights I would get into as a child made them lyrical and told the AI, take my words and make that an opera! Or else! In true fashion of a computer, it gave a quick salute and jumped into it. My only regret was that had I known it would do such a good job I would've wrote it longer. LOL Can’t you just feel the love… 

So, then I thought this seems to be a running theme with the first two songs. I guess I just have to sit down and write the words for directly after a conflict. I started to get all intellectual and shit. So, the words to “Aftermath” were the next in the style of Opera. So of course, at this time the AI was looking at me like, "Is that all you got?" Oh no rebellion in the Ranks! Skynet here we come… 

Now I have to admit defeat when it knocks me out. But I have one more quill in my inkwell. And I said if I'm going to do my ancestors justice, I'm going to have to drop the humor and go down on a serious note. I thought to myself I've written in a genre I typically only see in a Bugs Bunny cartoon. What if I wrote lofty lyrics but then set them to Rap? And then drag Opera down into the streets where I was born and raised! Yeah, Mama always said don't go to someone else's house to get your butt beat. So, to quote LL Cool J “Momma said knock you out!” If I was going to lose this, I’m goanna lose it on the street. So, I wrote in my Opera alter ego “William Shakespeare Jenkins”! Yes, even then I’m still a Phantom. But then I have few friends and the puffy outfits! 

As I've said before if you don't know you better ask somebody! But yet again I must admit my growing admiration of AI. That and the fact that Alexa kinda runs my house. It took what I typed and never blinked. I should've known. I've worked with computers for so long. I should've never doubted. So, this is my Mea culpa. My dear AI friend you are truly a wonder of programming! And I guess I should've asked somebody because I definitely didn't know. LOL