They like me! Oh no, they like me....

On a Holodeck

On a Holodeck, in a Roddenberry Starship. A fake spaceship, hosting a fantasy experience, for an all too real crew member, with a big imagination.

Computer I need characters.
Please specify

Okay I need a handful of males. No, no make that a cohort amount of males.
Okay, let's have them spread across diversity then all human. Let's vary their sizes and shapes. Oh, but let's give them all a ragged determination and a sense of duty. You know, almost to the level of Fleet, with slight ambiguities here and there. Yeah, that should make them a real fun group to be around. And you can count on them in a fight.
Will comply

Okay now, looks good. Now half that number of female. same as before let's get them across the spectrum of diversity. All shapes and sizes. But they should be more complex.
Specify

Well, let's make them somewhat mysterious. Randomly fully capable. Intellectual without boasting. With the loyalty of Fleet and the defense capability of a ninja.
The called for specifications will require a noticeable amount of processor. Is this authorized?

Wow, really?
The requirements called for are, weak but strong in mixed amounts within the same character. Fleet level loyalties with mysterious simultaneously. Modestly intellectual. Without more processor allocations the character types will become unstable and difficult to manage.

Yeah, that sounds about right. Okay do it. So let's pick a time period. Let's go with the year 2020. Go random with the season. In a nondescript urban setting. As a matter of fact let's try and keep it randomly lowkey on all aesthetics.
Will comply

How's that going so far?
Set. Male, quantity cohort. Spectrum, wide diversity. Randomized shape, type. Loyalty short of Fleet with ambiguities. Determined.
Set. Female, quantity half cohort. Spectrum, wide diversity. Randomized shape, type. Loyalty Fleet. Modest Intellectual, randomly capable, mysterious, defense capability ninja. Extra processing authorized.
Set. Year 2020 random season. Nondescript urban, lowkey aesthetics.

Wonderful! Okay I think that'll do for a start. I will need you to monitor simulation and adjust as deemed necessary within the previous parameter fields. Will that require any more processing?
Additional processing has been authorized

Great! Let's get this show on the road. Now, we will use the same safe word to end simulation as we did on the last simulation.
Affirmative, safeword set

How many years did I make it last time?
Time achieved last simulation, 40 years subjective

Good. Let's see if I can beat that one this time. Oh yes, let's call this place Earth.
Affirmative, running simulation......
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A fake spaceship, hosting a fantasy experience, for an all too real crew member, with a big imagination?
Sometimes I truly wonder.

Affirmative.....

Comments

  1. simply brilliant!!! You should be in Hollywood!

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    1. LOL. What! You mean I'm not?! Thank you for liking my work so much. I promise to never sell out, go SJW, or get woke in any way shape or fashion.

      Forevermore a troglodyte.

      Yours truly Phantom Texter

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    2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCV6paTXyCU

      Nephillim!!!!!

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    3. (Not calling you a Nephillim but the so called troglodytes) lol

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    4. Ha Ha Ha
      https://youtu.be/4LQJYgs1sxc

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    5. I KNEW you were going to post that!!!!! I KNEW it!!!!! lol

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    6. What can I say, I love me some boogie! LOL

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