I wonder what her eyeballs taste like?
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The wind blew and hissed hard across the plain and nothing if standing would be standing for long!
Which was funny considering I'm in a windowless room.
The gale force winds blowing even the sunlight sideways. Unrelenting unceasing hard on my back.
Stop breathing down my neck!!! How many times do I have to tell you?! Oh, that's right I'm in a windowless room. My bad. Never mind.
Okay!, all you dust bunnies lineup we're going to have a parade! That's right double stacked line.
Wait a minute, wait one damn minute! Dust bunnies don't have legs. How in the hell are you guys going to march in the parade?
You know I heard if you stop breathing you can see the future. I'm going to give it a try...
Darn, didn't work, I breathed. I guess I'm stuck with the present.
I counted my toes yesterday. And when I counted them today two of them were missing!
What am I going to do? I only have 10 left now.
Oh nurse! Nurse! I thought you said we can give the wall a sponge bath today?
But this time do I have to clean it's nasty parts?
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So I guess this is what the insane people do when they have a pen and permission to write whatever they want. Interesting. Now stop breathing down my neck!!!!!!!!
Well, I am quite insane but........I'm giving you the trophy, man....I never want to be this
ReplyDeleteinsane!!!!Woo boy.....that was funny. Really funny........If you stop breathing you can see the future.....I loved that. I think God got confused and poured in Cracker Jacks instead
of brain cells the day He made you..........sho nuffl
check these out and tell me who is crazier.....................
https://bluevineyard.blogspot.com/2017/03/utter-nonsense-and-other-pages-from-my.html
https://bluevineyard.blogspot.com/2017/04/attics-of-rich.html
Both of these were written spur of the moment without thinking about what I was
typing and just seeing what my fingers would come up with. Evidently, my fingers are smarter than my brain but are still insane.......lol
https://bluevineyard.blogspot.com/2019/02/the-rest-as-they-say-is-history.html
just wrote this the same way, kinda like automatic writing. crazy but fun to do. I know you can relate.............
I think yours would taste like white chocolate with a hint of lavender!
DeleteI'm glad you liked it. I think I read one of those of yours but I'll have to double-check them when I'm not driving which I am currently doing. LOL