Church announcements

5/21/15 

Church announcements:
Are you tired? Are you unhappy? Do you yearn for a connection, that transcends multiple levels? Do you search for something that inspires you to accomplish what's seeded inside of you? Do you sleep? When you sleep do you rest? When you rest are you replenished? Does Serenity, Peace, and Joy take up arms against you? Is your purpose seen as only an illusion before your blurry vision?
Then you need to come to the Church of :

"Some days it sucks"

We have meetings daily and nightly. You can come whenever you like. You can leave as soon as possible. Your dues are already paid.