A Story of Dick

 A story of Dick

By James Ray the Phantom Texter

September 2026

   Dick did it! Anytime it's ever done you could probably bet that dick did it. The few people that knew John liked him but at least half the population like Dick. Dick was could always be found in strange places that it shouldn't have been. When in hand Dick could always be under control. But when Dick got out of hand that's when things always went tits up.

   It was always debatable whether Dick was more active in the winter or the summer. But one thing that could always be said is that Dick never took a break Dick was always up 24/7. Some wondered did Dick ever sleep?

For his girlfriend's and many wives Dick was always up for the challenge. Although Dick wasn't always faithful. So when the faithful day came and something was fucked up everyone turned to blame Dick!

   The saying always went that the ball is in your court. Dick always seemed to have two balls in his court. Dick could always be found fucking around and no sooner had one situation gotten out of, Dick would be found fucked in another situation.

   But no one dared challenge Dick. No, you didn't want to be caught with your pants down around Dick. The moment you open your mouth around Dick there was always a good chance Dick would be in it. Women could always be heard saying, Oh Dick! Even while most men would say, Damn Dick! Dick was always on somebody's lips!

   I even found out that some people pay for Dick! Imagine that there are people who pay for Dick to be Dick! Even while the whole-time people are always saying don't be a Dick! Then they turn around and pay for Dick to show up! If you ask some they'd say Dick was 10 ft tall. But we all know it mostly to only be inches in stature.

   Although not very loud Dick has been known to keep me up all night. Never overly concerned with what I wanted Dick was always trying to get me into something. And more than once I've regretted what Dick got me into!

People say "You Don't know Jack!" That may be true, but we all know Dick!